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But Monterey didn’t need the postman’s stamps anymore, since fame and prestige had earned him a private jet. After hiring his own pilot, Monterey was ready to go home.
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Super Cucumber: I remember the day that he left Puffwort to head back to his frozen continent. It was a sad day for many of us because we had grown to love that idiotic featherbrain. But we were happy that his dream had finally come true and that he could be with his family again. Those of us who could cry cried really hard. Susojos: I flooded my whole stinkin’ house. |
And so Monterey’s adventure was over, and his life of old could resume where he left off. His homecoming was welcome indeed, so much in fact that his father gave him a new job. Monterey was now known all over the continent for his expert skills in crafting snowman-shaped cherry cola flavored ice slushees. Life had finally become what he wanted. Even Ginger started to talk to him. That made him happy.
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UberSteve: What’s the big misconception of Monterey Penguin the RPG? Everyone thinks it’s a demo. The true-life story of Monterey’s quest ended with the recovery of the second stamp in that old desert town, so that’s where my game ended. I saw no reason to throw in the whole house party crystal meth thing. It just wasn’t the exciting part of his adventure. I’m sure most fans of the game would respect this decision. And flying home in a jet? Just wasn’t worth my time. |
To this day, Monterey continues to live out his dreams of being the best at what he does. His days at the beach continue to last longer and longer, and his love for life continues to grow. He knows that he has to take better care of himself if he is to avoid such mishaps as a kidnapping in the future, but he is anxious to see what the future holds anyway. Thus the story of Monterey Penguin will continue to be an open book, and he plans on loving every page.
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Monterey: What would I do if I could live out just one more dream? I think I’d make myself into an emperor penguin. Those guys are huge. I’ll bet those jerks who kidnapped me wouldn’t have been able to lift me if I were an emperor penguin. Yeah, that’s the way I would go. I’d be the best then. But a dream like that can’t come true, so I’m willing to settle with what I am, although I’m not sure what kind of penguin I actually am. I think my dad once told me that I’m a jackass penguin, but I’m not sure if I heard him accurately. The truth is that I never really listen to him. I guess I probably should. That’s respectable, right? Monterey’s Dad: We’re just glad he’s home. I’m proud of him. |
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